It’s no secret that many folks (males for the most part) that watch football, also love consuming beer as a element of the ritual. Considering the fact that, it’s a effectively-recognized truth that alcohol destroys brain cells, not only does watching football on network television, not have any social worth, any redeeming qualities, or any educational worth, but it also progressively diminishes the intelligence of the viewers. It’s bad sufficient that our youngsters are obtaining fatter, sicker, and dumber as a consequence of their poor diets, do we have to have to dumb them down even additional by permitting them to participate in this fall football ritual?

Not only must we ban football programming from network Tv, we should really also ban fantasy football, since that also has no intrinsic value to anyone. Quite a few folks may well argue that fantasy football teaches the participants about statistics, but definitely… football statistics aren’t statistics that have any value in the actual planet. They aren’t going to assistance you with your physics, chemistry, or science challenges either in school or in your job.

In addition to the mental problems that can be caused by this activity, it is also destructive to American family members values. Males, in particular, sit glued to the Tv through Sunday night football, Monday evening football, and now Thursday evening football, and if any one tries to have a conversation with them about anything else, it is almost as if they are comatose. Try to remember the chant “War, What is it Great For?” The new chant should be “Network Television Football, What is it Great For… Definitely Practically nothing!!”

We’ve all heard the term “Football Widow,” and ain’t it the truth. 7m who are married to males who are football fanatics would enjoy to see experienced football banned from network Television. That, of course doesn’t entirely solve the problem, since there is nonetheless ESPN, ESPN-1, ESPN-two, and only God knows how quite a few ESPN channels there are now. No matter how quite a few there are, any quantity over one is as well numerous. In fact a single is too numerous, but ESPN could be displaying excellent sports on Tv that basically teach persons anything of value, such as chess. Chess can teach our children how to think at least four moves ahead of their opponent, which regrettably football does not. Chess is basically a true MAN sport, that teaches genuine techniques, and it is not supported, frequently, by beer commercials and marketing for unhealthy foods and other ethyl-methyl terrible stuff drinks.

Let’s get it with each other and get worthwhile Tv back on network Tv and eradicate all the rubbish programming. The true Guys of the world want to watch anything on Tv that stimulates brain functions, not anything that dulls it. They want anything to watch though they eat and drink healthy foods and snacks, and interact with their households. Amen and pass the Aloe Vera Gel.