Grouchy Graduate
Posted by blogs on February 18, 2012
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Grouchy Graduate
The time has finally come. After months of putting it off, I am now living the life of a graduate. I am unemployed, rejected from most unpaid work – apart from in a charity shop, which I am working in twice a week and living off frozen peas. It is actually uncannily similar to life [...]
Seggsellent!
Posted by blogs on February 10, 2012
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Seggsellent!
Having barely discussed the procedure of Vajazzling in my blog titled ‘To Vajazzle or not to vajazzle’, I felt it necessary to delve into the issue of sex accessorizing. This pointless investigation may well be so I can simply repeat the one term that has managed to combine vagina and jazz into a gloriously delightful [...]
Fear not, there is a solution…
Posted by blogs on February 2, 2012
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Fear not, there is a solution…
…and that is prospects.ac.uk. Before I tell you the profound question to which my solution refers, I will fill you in on my trip to Leeds University but a short while ago. It went a little something like this: ***Cue mystical scene change from that 70s show*** Me: Hello dear friend, how are you [...]
Sex Education: to Vajazz or not to Vajazz
Posted by blogs on February 1, 2012
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Sex Education: to Vajazz or not to Vajazz
Certain things tell me I am officially back at University. I look up to find myself sitting in what I can only describe as a place where dreams come to die: our sitting room. I get pretty angry about the one pound delivery charge from Siciliano’s when they live right opposite- I mean how lazy [...]
The only people for me are the mad ones
Posted by blogs on January 13, 2012
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The only people for me are the mad ones
And now it’s 2012. How time flies. San Francisco was a blast. The energy of the city is different to that of New York. I found the East coast hectic and buzzy, whereas San Francisco was much more relaxed and the daily tempo was slower. I have been asked to compare the two cities numerable [...]
Where do I go in life?
Posted by blogs on December 8, 2011
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Where do I go in life?
It has become apparent to me that team working is more than just sharing the workload; it’s also covering each other. David for instance, might create fantastic PowerPoint presentations, while Don (Draper) executes a creative pitch to perfection. But pretty little Daisy the receptionist, who makes a fucking great cuppa joe, has a pivotal role [...]
Campanology and singing cats: how to conquer procrastination
Posted by blogs on December 3, 2011
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Campanology and singing cats: how to conquer procrastination
Apparently if you were bored in the 1700s, an acceptable way of entertaining yourself was to poke prisoners with sticks. Students, especially those in their first and second years, can end up with a fair amount of time to kill – especially around Christmas when work starts to wind down (or you completely lose any [...]
How NOT to deal with problems in your house
Posted by blogs on December 3, 2011
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How NOT to deal with problems in your house
Students are messy creatures. Our half-empty cans of cider clutter up the kitchen side, we leave food out until even the flies won’t go near it and the floor is so sticky that the journey from the door to the fridge takes the best part of half an hour. Cue a series of unwanted visitors [...]