Sometimes, I wonder if everyone else’s life is filled with as many awkward moments as mine. I work on the medicine counter at boots. This week, a woman in her seventies asked me, to my astonishment, where she could find Durex. I was impressed and also massively embarrassed but led her to the correct aisle. Unfortunately for me, the old lady went bright red, explained she was looking for Eurax (a dry skin cream and nothing remotely sexy) and that although she was flattered, those days were far behind her.